At Meato’s we are all about “meatings.” Call us to reserve a private dining room for your next corporate function or family reunion. We even do wakes!
Please don’t come here expecting bread or salad. Plus, we don’t have the money to pay medical claims for trauma victims.
In those cases of surprise first dates, we do provide a courtesy shuttle to a nearby tofu establishment.
In case you didn’t already notice, for us”meat” has no other spelling, no matter the context.
With this in mind, customers always get 10% off if they use Meato’s™ puns on any of our staff at any time.
You Won’t Believe It Till You Tried It!
“Wine is the intellectual part of a meal while MEAT is the material.”
-Alexandre Dumas (1802-1870)
A Tall Glass of Chilled, Well-Done and Not-Too-Bad Ground Chuck (or if you prefer, Ground “Lucy,” because we’re not gender-biased)
This salad doesn’t need spinach to feel substantial. That’s the job of our famous sausage croutons!
Always on the menu to enjoy–before, after, and during the meal.
During the holiday season, kids eat free when they sing the official Meato’s™ Holiday Anthem, “Come All Ye Merry, Meaty Gentlemen” at the Meato’s™ hearth.
(Offer valid for one child per family.)
-Don’t just take our word for it!-
Because what else is there?