"The Original No-Frills, Family-Style Restaurant"
-Powered Entirely by Meat-
"Meat" Your Meat
At Meato’s we are all about “meatings.” Call us to reserve a private dining room for your next corporate function or family reunion. We even do wakes!
Vegetarians, Stay Away
Please don’t come here expecting bread or salad. Plus, we don’t have the money to pay medical claims for trauma victims.
In those cases of surprise first dates, we do provide a courtesy shuttle to a nearby tofu establishment.
Always Remember!
In case you didn’t already notice, for us”meat” has no other spelling, no matter the context.
With this in mind, customers always get 10% off if they use Meato’s™ puns on any of our staff at any time.
Our House Specialties
You Won’t Believe It Till You Tried It!
“Wine is the intellectual part of a meal while MEAT is the material.”
-Alexandre Dumas (1802-1870)
The Traditional Meat Shake
A Tall Glass of Chilled, Well-Done and Not-Too-Bad Ground Chuck (or if you prefer, Ground “Lucy,” because we’re not gender-biased)
The Meat Salad
This salad doesn’t need spinach to feel substantial. That’s the job of our famous sausage croutons!
The Hot Chocolate Meato™
Always on the menu to enjoy–before, after, and during the meal.
God Bless Meato's!
During the holiday season, kids eat free when they sing the official Meato’s™ Holiday Anthem, “Come All Ye Merry, Meaty Gentlemen” at the Meato’s™ hearth.
(Offer valid for one child per family.)
Our Meat At a Glance
TESTIMONIALS
-Don’t just take our word for it!-
Several Words from Our Founder
MEAT:
Because what else is there?
